Pig-malion

When Lily finds Ray writing a love letter to a mystery girl she has no idea that she is in fact the subject of Ray's affection. Trying to be helpful, Lily gives Ray some advice on his appearance and behavior when trying to impress a girl. This is the perfect situation for Ray who will get Lily to make him into the perfect guy that even she cannot resist. All of this also turns into Radio Free Roscoe's latest segment, "How to Get a Girl in 5 Days". Even Ed & Ted are practicing Lily's tips on getting a girl. At the station the transmitter is giving Travis problems. He and Robbie decide to run a series of ads for the local radio supply shop in order to buy a new transmitter. The ads are great but the product they are promoting is not. The gang must decide what is more important, a new transmitter or a the stations mandate of truth-telling.