Power Mad Dick

Albright is promoted to dean, and Dick assumes that he has acquired power by association, which he immediately begins to abuse. When Dick goes too far by firing cafeteria lady Lucy, with whom he has a long-standing feud, Albright appeases Lucy by hiring her as her secretary - and gatekeeper in charge of keeping Dick out of Mary's office, much to Dick's dismay. Also, it's finally time for Sally to lose her virginity to Officer Don, and afterwards, she's confused by the fact that for the first time, there's something in her life she wants to keep private from the family - no matter how hard they try to pry the juicy details out of her.